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    30 octobre

    Humorous Mathematics

    36 Humorous Methods of Proof:

    1. Proof by obviousness: "The proof is so clear that it need not be mentioned."
    2. Proof by general agreement: "All in favor?..."
    3. Proof by imagination  "Well, we'll pretend it's true..."
    4. Proof by convenience  "It would be very nice if it were true, so..."
    5. Proof by necessity "It had better be true, or the entire structure of mathematics would crumble to the ground."
    6. Proof by plausibility "It sounds good so it must be true."
    7. Proof by intimidation "Don't be stupid; of course it's true."
    8. Proof by lack of sufficient time "Because of the time constraint, I'll leave the proof to you."
    9. Proof by postponement "The proof for this is long and arduous, so it is given in the appendix."
    10. Proof by accident "Hey, what have we here?!"
    11. Proof by insignificance "Who really cares, anyway?"
    12. Proof by mumbo-jumbo mumbo
    13. Proof by profanity (example omitted)
    14. Proof by definition "We define it to be true."
    15. Proof by tautology It's true because it's true."
    16. Proof by plagiarism "As we see on page 289,..."
    17. Proof by lost reference "I know I saw it somewhere..."
    18. Proof by calculus "This proof requires calculus, so we'll skip it."
    19. Proof by terror When intimidation fails...
    20. Proof by lack of interest "Does anyone really want to see this?"
    21. Proof by illegibility illegible
    22. Proof by logic "If it is on the problem sheet, then it must be true!"
    23. Proof by majority rule "Only to be used if general agreement is impossible."
    24. Proof by clever variable choice "Let A be the number such that this proof works..."
    25. Proof by tessellation "This proof works the same as the last."
    26. Proof by divine word "...And the Lord said, 'Let it be true,' and it was true."
    27. Proof by stubbornness "I don't care what you say-it is true!"
    28. Proof by simplification "This proof reduces to the statement 1+1=2."
    29. Proof by hasty generalization "Well, it works for 17, so it works for all real numbers."
    30. Proof by deception "Now everyone turn their backs..."
    31. Proof by supplication "Oh please, let it be true."
    32. Proof by poor analogy "Well, it's just like..."
    33. Proof by avoidance Limit of proof by postponement as it approaches infinity
    34. Proof by design If it's not true in today's math, invent a new system in which it is.
    35. Proof by authority "Well, Ruth Kraus says it's true, so it must be!"
    36. Proof by intuition "I just have this gut feeling..."
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    The word "shit" in different religions

    People all over the world, who speak English (as a mother tongue, or not), often use the word "shit". Here I've foud some funny quotations of how would the word "shit" sound according to different religions. I hope this list below will make you laugh. С отворена уста
     
    RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
     
    Taoism:   Shit Happens.
    Hare Krishna:   Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
    Hinduism:   This Shit Happened Before.
    Islam:   If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
    Zen:   What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
    Buddhism:   When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
    Confucianism:   Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
    7th Day Adventist:   Shit Happens On Saturdays.
    Protestanism:   Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
    Catholicism:   If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
    Jehovah's Witness:   Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
    Unitarian:   What Is This Shit?
    Mormon:   Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
    Judaism:   Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us?
    Rastafarianism:   Let's Smoke This Shit.
    Southern Baptist:   Send Us Money And Shit Won't Happen.
    CALVINISM:   Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
    HEDONISM:   There's nothing like a good shit happening.
    MOONIES:   Would You Like To Buy Some Shit?
    STOICISM:   This shit is good for me.
    ZOROASTRIANISM:   Shit only happens half the time.
    CHRISTIAN SCIENCE:   Shit is in your mind.
    Environmentalism:   You produce shit, so you have to eat it.
    Socialism:   Sorry, we are out of shit today.
    Feminism:   That's not funny!
    Atheism:   There is no shit.
    Atheism:   Can you believe this shit?
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    11 octobre

    How to lead a blog?

    WELCOME TO PETER SLAVCHEV'S PERSONAL BLOG!

          Hi! I'd like to say, that this is my first blog and I'm not well informed how to lead it. I've seen how my friends actually do this activity, but it is quite new to me. I'd be glad if you left me some advice here. Smile

    In addition, here I've written 2 links of my best friends' blogs I hope you will like them. Wink
    1. Martin's blog.
    2. Mitaka's blog.

    And in the end I'd like just to add that I expect you responses soon.Wink

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